FragonDorce

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FragonDorce is a heavy metal band, originating from the Ice and Glaciers of some fucking scandinavian country (isn't it weird that they have a song called Through the Fire and the Flames?). FragonDorce is mistakenly called DragonForce, as the band members thought an intimidating name involving the force of a dragon would persuade many naive metalheads to purchase their music. Unfortunately, the band possess the mental fortitude and physical intimidation equivalent of a month old toddler. Generally their music follows the same pattern, it hobbles for a few meters, tumbles down, rolls over and cries, only to shit its pants when the crying is controlled, much like a mentally atrophied toddler [see article] Stetson Widdifield