World of Warcraft

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Overview
World of Warcraft, referred to as WoW and WoaH, is an infantile atrocity that has been terrorizing the world since its release. With it's mental addiction similar to that of crack, it's obvious why millions of obese fifteen year olds play it on a daily basis. It is an MMORPG, which stands for Mooching Money off Really Prude Gamers.

Fees
World of Warcraft charges a modest price of $15 a month. A lot of people are perfectly fine, considering you get thousands of mind numbing hours of gameplay, such as selling daggers, beating unrealistic creatures, and standing on top of a mailbox in Stormwind to piss every other player off.

Most parents are currently OVER $9000 in debt because of their stupid son or daughter buying all the expansion back and 50 billion months of World of Warcraft subscriptions so they are set for life. However, most parents end up having to pawn their kids computers, so the kids go on an emotional rage, usually eating thousands of cups of ramen noodles a day, and watching 25 man heroic Lich King raiding videos for sexual foreplay.

World of Warcraft has millions of hidden fees, like:

1 month of subscription: $14.99 USD

Logging on: $6.99 USD

Realm Change: $25 or $30 USD

Name Change: $15 or $20 USD

Faction Change: $25 USD

Race Change: $15 USD

Class Change: $15 USD

Moving: 99¢ per 10 yards or portion thereof.

Not moving: 49¢ per 12 seconds or portion thereof.

Clicking on a monster: $1.99 per click or attempt to click (if you have the stalker mouse)

Battling a monster: $1.99 per hit, 99¢ per miss, 99¢ per resist, 99¢ per absorb, $3.99 per critical hit and 5¢ per 1 mana used towards a spell.

Adding a friend: $2.99 per add, $1.39 per second of private chat, 99¢ for every second you have a friend added. Price increases to $3.99 per add if you have over 10 friends and $5.99 per add for anything over 25 friends.

Logging off: $15.99 per second for twenty seconds of logoff.

Exit Game: This is smarter, because you exit without a timer and it only costs $11.99.

Raiding: $29.99 to enter the raid area (10 man) and $59.99 (25 man), 39¢ for every second spent inside the raid, and $50.00 for beating the boss.

Dungeons: $9.99 to enter, 22¢ per second inside and $18.99 for beating the boss.

Dying: $250.00 to be released, $2.99 per second spent looking for your corpse, and $99.99 to be spawned at the spirit healer without penalty.

Talking: $374.99 for every letter, $99.99 for every punctuation mark and $75.00 to press the enter button. Caps letters cost another $15.00 per letter.